ebaycom deals 18 – Pete the lobster
Pete the lobster and Samuel the oyster were great friends, and enjoyed many long hours playing music together. Then one day, Samuel announced that he was going to the big city to open up a nightclub.
That was the last Pete heard from Samuel for several years, and Samuel's nightclub became a big success. Then one day Pete received a letter inviting him to come to the nightclub and play his zither, just like the old times.
A week later Pete turned up at the club, and Samuel invited him to partake in a few drinks before his performance. However, when the time came for Pete's performance, they found that his zither had gone missing! After an unsuccessful search for it, Pete decided that he would sing instead.
He got up onto the stage, and started the song: "I lost my harp in Sam Clam's disco..."